It’s as if Jessica Alba and Theodore Seville made a baby with stage 2 Kylie Jenner lips who went on to become the forest’s #1 Farrah Fawcett impersonator and that is the greatest compliment you can give anyone.
Selena Gomez released the video for the song that I actually like, Bad Liar (we all know I have shit taste), and it’s a riveting elementary school production of an unauthorized Wonder Years episode with plot twists, bad wigs and the greatest performance from a child since North West acted like she knew who Kanye West was on an episode of Keeping Up the Kartrashians. Selena proves that she’s Nick Jr.’s answer to Meryl Streep, because she can play any role. A fetus-aged Winnie Cooper? Selena can do it! A sleazy principal in a pornstache (who looks more like a 4-year-old boy in costume as a lazy Ned Flanders)? Selena can do it! A gym teacher in an off-brand Laurie Forman from That ’70s Show wig? Selena can do it! A scorned mom in plastic tarantula eyelashes? Selena can do it! Selena can do it all!
In the video, Selena plays a high school student, a gym teacher and her parents who look like the first couple to show up to a key party. At first, you’re supposed to think that High School Selena is in love with Principal Selena, but just when you think a reverse gender Mary Kay Letourneau situation is going on, we find out that Principal Selena is High School Selena’s dad and his side piece is Gym Teacher Selena who High School Selena is in love with. The drama!
So basically Selena Gomez is in love with Selena Gomez. Why do I have a feeling that she got the plot for this video from a list titled “Totally Awesome Music Video Ideas” that she fished out of Taylor Swift’s trash can?
And I’m not sure what’s creepier: the end where Selena teases a new song called Fetish while looking like an 8-year-old runaway or THIS:
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